Mr Chicky
full name: Fried Chicken
position: official physical mascot

Hiya there! My name is Fried but you can call me Mr Chicky, as everyone does! I'm cute, I'm fluffy, I have big cheeks and I'm a happy Chicken! I live in Simon's bedroom and I love flapping my wings and trying to fly whenever Simon's not around. Unfortunately, the manufacturer people stuffed me too full and my floppy wings can't get me anywhere. But hey, I don't mind just sittin around :) Yes, not too long ago, everyone decided I'd make a good mascot for #wolfden. I am so happy! But I'll tell you something, I don't think Sluggy likes me very much..he scares me sometimes, ya know? He really knows how to ruffle my feathers. *shiver*

Sluggy
full name: Slugifer D. Slug
position: official virtual mascot

Harumph! First you ask me for an interview, now you want me to give you a whole paragraph about me! Blashphemy. Alright alright.. Okay, well..I'm Sluggy, as you may all know..I used to be the *only* mascot in these here parts but that chicken over there, he had to come onto my turf and I am not very happy, let me tell you. I lose my "official mascot of #wolfden" title and gain some hat in the process- now my chances with Slugina, the love of my life, are lost forever. She doesn't dig men in hats. Just my luck, eh? *grumble* HEY! Don't look at me! I didn't do anything! I'm just TRYING to do my JOB! HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT? GOOD!