btw, i'm not in any quotes :(
-trissy, 10/3/96

I thought #wolfden *was* an internet dating program ;)
-Wolfie, 12/6/96

GOLD SCHLAGER AWAAAAAWY
-bolt, 7/27/96

They ain't gettin' no chicken on *my* butt! :)
-Andrea, 7/27/96

if you plan on drinking, please stay far away from a nearby modem
-Wolfie, 7/27/96

I'm not gorgeous? :)
-bolt, 7/27/96

bolt, no, no dude... see, they're used like handcuffs and chains... as aids :)
-Raphael, 7/27/96

of all the things I lost, I miss my mind the most
-Wyvern, 8/20/96

my brain hurts :) heheheh
-Raphael, 8/20/96

Hey, now...I got a life...it just happens to be tied up in a bundle of fiber known as 
MCI or Sprint
-Wyvern, 8/20/96

skin is weird
-Omni, 8/19/96

stayin' aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii*window smash*iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii*glass 
break*iiiiiiiiiiiii*cat scream*iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii*neighbors
yelling*iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii*more glass breaking*iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiveee!!!!!!!
-Simon, 3/24/96

anyone have any creative and not messy murder methods?
-kid (aka miriam), 3/24/96

last year my mom and my sister were getting annoyed by me so they told me to play in the 
street so i went and stood in the middle of the street (we lived on a busy street)...
-NutShell, 3/24/96

well TOUGH! I'm a liberated bot!
-Stacy, 3/24/96

just haveta vacuum my butt ;)
((note the forgotten comma))
-Wolfie, 1/13/98

WHERE MY FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKIN WRITIN' UTEARCEL?
-Simon, 3/24/96

they're dinky, they're pinky and the brain brain brain brain deepee...narf. :)
-deepee, 3/24/96

I bet you could convince people of a computer having lots of memory if you called it, 
The Elephantosh or something.
-deepee, 3/24/96

now does.. ah heezoo.. scuse the typing errors... does it mean.. belly button? or duck?
-Spot, 3/24/96

bath? is it the first of the month already?
-Pinto, 3/25/96

yeah..who needs sex when ya have dance music
-Simon, 3/25/96

rubber bands are cool
-Spot, 3/25/96

duct tape: gods gift to humanity? :)
-kid (aka miriam), 3/26/96

I still don't understand this channel, but it's fun as hell.
-_brazil, 3/30/96

what's the enter key? oh, that key. nope, i can't say i really use it much. the only 
times i use it is by accident. like when the gimps take the keyboard and bash it around. 
one time they came flying in with f14's and they had maverick. it was sad, the gimp died 
ejecting. i once made an airplane out of clay and it broke, i was sad. MAVERICK! ENGAGE 
DAMN IT ENGAGE! i'm sorry, i didn't mean to get off the subject, but sometimes they just 
call out to me "pull the handle!" and i eject, oh like, use him for silverware, but he'd 
be greywear, not silverware. that band silverchair sucks. i hate them, i think i'm gonna 
use that walrus swinging idea and kill them, doh i got gym tomorow and no walrus. all i 
can say is ARF, altho i can say more, oh yeah, i think i'll test that enter key theory now
-Schlomo, 1/22/97

(:b is one butt ugly face
-Schlomo, 1/22/97 

<Raphael> root: WHAT?!?!?!?!? Are you a drag queen???
<root> raph: uh :) *cough*gonna model women's clothing*cough* :)
12/28/96 

<PhreakAccident> s: say Phreak: I want you, I need you, I am not complete without you
<Stacy> Phreak: I want you, I need you, I am not complete without you
<PhreakAccident> stacy: sorry, guess you'll only be 50% cause you can't have me. ;)
12/28/96

<ami> "he'll slime yer heart in da blink of an eye!"
<Wolfie> da luv sluggess ;)
<ami> yeah, but if our mascot is a slug, shouldnt we be #slugden?
<root> What kind of deformed creature is that?!
<ami> sluggy the luv slug :)
<Wolfie> he's cute ;)

<Simon> oj, stace?
<Stacy> Dammit Simon, when are we gonna get beyond the OJ jokes... THE TRIAL *IS* OVER!!
1/24/97

<root> wolfie: I don't want some wierdo like Simon to attack you :)
<Wolfie> nah, I wouldn't be so lucky, root
1/24/97

* root kicks stacy
<Salamandr> root: You gotta know how to talk to the ladies... :)
<Stacy> root, you're so crazy... i think i wanna have your baby!
1/26/97

<ami> they dont knw..
<ami> they wont beleive me
<ami> they wont LISTEN
<ami> so it's just you two and me..
<ami> we'll be together..
<ami> forever
<ami> right?
<Reine> ami, yer a friggin schizophrenic
<Wyvern> no she's not...just ask her other self ;)
1/27/97

<Simon> s> on ^exec "foo $*" {push output $1-}
<Simon> s> exec -name foo /usr/dict/bigdict|awk '{print $0"."}'| grep ingers.
<ami> (whoa, simon's speakin in tongues again..)
11/11/96

<trinel> i always get depressed when i see great works of art.. etc.
<root> trine: wow, you saw a picture of me? ;) heh
<trinel> root: no.. i mean intelligent works of art.
<Raphael> root: you sly devil!
<Raphael> SCHLOMO :D
<root> trinel: oh, nevermind :)
1/22/97

*** Parts: Mr_Right (~kttc@p23.itis.com)
<Wolfie> Mr Right always runs away :P
12/28/96