FUDGEORANGEBANANIFYING SIMON?

May 5, 1997

<ami> what is this, b.c. night in #wolfden? should i go..? ;) 
<Andrea> hahahhaa 
<Simon> hehehehe :) 
<Andrea> we'll let ya stay ;) 
<ami> *phew* 
<Andrea> haha 
<ami> you're so good to me ;) 
<Andrea> uhmm 
<Andrea> nevermind :) 
<ami> hehehe 
<Simon> *grin* 
<Andrea> (don't ask) 
<ami> (i dont wanna know) 
<ami> (; 
<Andrea> (good idea) 
<Andrea> :) 
<ami> (thought so) 
<Andrea> (jah) 
<ami> (why are we talking in parenthesis?) 
<Andrea> (that's a good question) 
<Simon> ((it's fun!)) 
<Andrea> AMY STARTED IT! 
<ami> (dont tell simon i'm a spy) 
<Simon> (((and you can go on forever...))) 
<Andrea> (okay) 
<Simon> ((((weeeeeeeee!)))) 
<Andrea> (hey simon, remember that amy's not a spy, kay?) 
<ami> (i dont think he can see it in these ()'s) 
<ami> >maybe these are more sekkrit<
<Andrea> (well, i usually can't see in them either) 
<ami> >theyre sharp, they ward off enemy attacks<
<Simon> Andrea: kay! 
<Simon> (boo) 
<Simon> ;) 
<Andrea> (it's all that liquid dishwashing detergent i injested) 
<ami> >EEEEE#!@*$&^@#$%^@#$<
<Andrea> (GAK! HE HAS FOUND US!) 
<Andrea> (fleeeee!) 
<ami> >SHHH!! HES TAPPIN OUR LINE!!#@<
<Simon> hahaha :) 
<Simon> (shhhhhhh) 
<Simon> ;) 
<Andrea> >Kay, i think these sharpie ones'll work if we both use 'em<
<Simon> {*wibble*} 
<ami> >woah, he's learned the secret art of underlining<
<Andrea> >Dammit, he's taken the next line of defense<
<ami> [drea! quick! over here! he'll never find us in here!] 
<Andrea> [right right] 
<Andrea> [no shift keys either!] 
<Andrea> [:)] 
<ami> [if this doesnt work we'll be forced to take extreme actions] 
<Andrea> [like, oh dare i say it... * or = signs!] 
<ami> so simon.. how goes it? ;) *whistle* 
<Andrea> *coughs and smoothes hair* 
<Simon> [WI BB LE!!] 
<ami> [i was thinking more along the lines of EEAGH@#!*&%@$#] 
<Andrea> [DAMMIT! RETREAT!!] 
<Andrea> =awrighty, this should work= 
<ami> =mkay, we're safe now= 
<Andrea> =it's that spike thing, you know= 
<ami> =this reminds me of a dcc chat in ircii= 
<Andrea> =hahaha jah really= 
<ami> =see, the liddle barbs will keep him away= 
<Simon> -+=boo?=+- 
<Andrea> =wahoo, the money song's playing on the beatles' anthology= 
<ami> =shhh.. he'sjust tryin to make it LOOK like he knows where we are= 
<Andrea> =you know, i think he's trying to outdo us= 
<Simon> hahaha :) 
<ami> =you know, i think you're right..= 
<ami> =let's get him.= 
<Simon> =O:)= 
<Andrea> =KICK HIS ASS!= 
<Andrea> :) 
* ami tackles simon 
<Simon> OOMPH 
* Andrea attacks Simon with a marble 
<Simon> eeeeeeeeeek! 
* ami pins him tew da floor! 
<Simon> EEEEK! 
<Simon> oomph ;) 
* ami pulls out.. A BANANA!! 
* Simon looks at ami oddly 
<Andrea> don't you think that's a little extreme? 
* Andrea pulls out a copy of the Odyssey 
<ami> no.. not after all this. he deserves it! 
<Andrea> that's a little gentler, don't you think? 
* Simon scratches his head 
<ami> OH GOD ANDREA HAVE YOU NO SHAME?! 
<Andrea> *rotfl* 
<Andrea> but i mean, a BANANA?! that's kinda mean, even for him 
<Simon> hmph ;) 
<ami> well.. 
<Andrea> at least it's not caramel-covered 
<Simon> got any pizza? 
<Simon> ;) 
<ami> i could've used the orange, you know 
<Andrea> that's a good point, too 
<Andrea> okay, bananafy him 
* ami smiles sweetly 
<Andrea> but if he dies, it's not my fault! 
<Simon> uh oh 
<ami> okay, i take full responsibility! 
<Andrea> you got it 
<Andrea> :) 
* ami steps toward simon 
<Simon> eeeeeeeeeeeek 
* Simon gets up and runs 
* Andrea turns away 
<ami> *BANANIFY* 
<Andrea> i can't watch! 
<Simon> *RUN* 
<ami> *BANANIFY* 
<Simon> EEEEEEEEK 
* ami chases simon 
<Andrea> hey wait, you're not allowed to run 
<Simon> *RUN* *RUNN* 
<Simon> no? 
*** Andrea is now known as DreaJava 
<ami> drew: HOLD HIM DOWN! 
<Simon> pfft 
<DreaJava> now you're gonna get it 
<Simon> tha's no fun! 
<Simon> uh oh 
<DreaJava> well, i made the rules 
<DreaJava> they're fun for me 
<DreaJava> :) 
* Simon draws a hole and falls in it. 
<Simon> *thump* 
* ami drops an anvil in after simon 
<DreaJava> hahahhaa 
* Simon erases the hole before the anvil has a chance 
<ami> *think* *hallow sound* 
<ami> er 
<ami> hollow 
<ami> doh! 
* ami thinks hard 
* DreaJava erases all o' dat and yanks simon outta da ground 
<DreaJava> kay, he's all yours 
<ami> woohoo! 
<DreaJava> *morph* 
* ami drags simon off to the FUDGEROOM 
*** DreaJava is now known as Andrea 
<Andrea> uh oh 
<Simon> EEEEK 
* Simon grumbles 
* ami ties simon's hands up 
<Andrea> amy, somewhere a line must be drawn 
<ami> drew: he ran, i pursued 
<Andrea> fudging someone for invading brackets is a little... harsh 
<ami> er 
<ami> no.. 
<ami> see.. 
<ami> he is a villain of the worst kind! 
<ami> first he invades brackets 
<ami> then he invades parenthesis 
<Simon> okay love ya byebye! 
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<ami> THEN he invades equals signs 
<Andrea> and then he dares to run 
<ami> DAMN VANDALS! 
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<ami> HES GONE AGAIN! 
<Simon> O:) 
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<Andrea> okay, let's get him when he returns 
<Andrea> :) 
<ami> okay 
<ami> you ready? 
<Andrea> sure 
<Andrea> you fudge him, i'll orange him 
<ami> *nod* gotch 
<ami> a 
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* Andrea ORANGES Simon 
<Simon> can't catch me! 
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* Enigma kiss telestra.net 
<Enigma> err 
<Andrea> got him! 
<ami> oh no! 
* Enigma kills telestra.net 
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<ami> he got away again! 
<Simon> *wipes orange off face* 
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<Andrea> dammit 
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<ami> hrmph! 
<Enigma> hehe gotta love /cycle aliases 
<ami> he eez playing a tricky game 
<Enigma> hehe 
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<Simon> *grin* 
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* Andrea ties simon to an anvil... now stay there! 
<Andrea> dam! 
<MMike> yikes 
<MMike> bbiab 
<Enigma> is there an anti-kick? 
<Enigma> hehe 
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*** Andrea is now known as DreaSatan 
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<Simon> neener! 
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<DreaSatan> Now he's gonna get it 
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<Simon> oh suuuuuuuure ;) 
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* ami *FUDGES* simon 
<ami> doh! 
* ami remote fudges simon 
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<Simon> can't fudge me ;) 
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* DreaSatan ties simon to an anvil... now stay there! 
<DreaSatan> bite! 
* DreaSatan ties simon to an anvil... now stay there! 
<DreaSatan> oops 
<DreaSatan> wrong key 
* ami taps her foor patiently 
<ami> erm. foot, perhaps, too 
*** DreaSatan is now known as Andrea 
<Andrea> jah 
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<Simon> O:) 
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<ami> maybe he doesnt like oranges? 
<Andrea> maybe 
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<Andrea> okay, we'll pizza him 
<Simon> pizza yummy... 
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<Andrea> but, ya know, he may enjoy that, so... 
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<ami> *nod* true 
<Simon> ya know..that topic is really getting annoying... 
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<Andrea> hmmm 
*** ami changes topic to "*FUDGE* " 
<Andrea> hahaha 
<ami> now he cant help but be fudged when he joins 
*** Andrea changes topic to "Simon is automaticall y FUDGED upon entry... NEENER!!!" 
<ami> yeah!! 
<Andrea> heh heh ;) 
*** ami changes topic to "Simon is automatically FUDGEORANGEBANANIFIED upon entry... 
NEENER!!!" 
<Andrea> bwahahahhaha 
<ami> hehe ;) 
<Andrea> werd! :) 
*** Simon changes topic to "nuh uh ;)" 
<Andrea> bite! 
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<Simon> *grin* 
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<Andrea> i hate it when he does that! 
<Andrea> get out here, you lil' coward! 
<ami> hehehe 
<ami> off with ye! 
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<Simon> pthth ;) 
<Andrea> :P 
<ami> :P 
<ami> *FUDGE* 
* Andrea ties simon to an anvil 
<Simon> EEEEK 
<Simon> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK 
<Simon> pthptphtphp 
* ami bananafies him within an inche of his life 
<Andrea> heh hhe 
* Andrea oranges simon to the other inch of his life 
<Andrea> *evil grin* 
* Simon dies n' stuff ;) 
* ami dumps him in the fudge, pops him in the cooler, wraps him in a ribbon and ships 
him off tew da candy store