Pre-marital Smacks- Should you wait?

November 2, 1996

* Reine scowls at aircd... "resolve THIS!" 
<Wolfie> hahaha 
<Reine> i didnt miss anything while i was gone did i? arguments? announcements? 
marriage proposals? 
<Wolfie> Reine: shush :P 
<Wolfie> no, nothing like that :P 
<miriam> reine: i asked wolfie to marry me but she turned me down 
* Stacy is marrying Simon 
<Wolfie> ahahaha 
<Reine> i didnt get any proposals either? 
<Reine> ahaha 
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<Wolfie> mir: sowwy ;) 
<cougar> reine: well, i tried, but you didnt answer ;) 
<Reine> doh! 
<Wolfie> mir: just not ready for that sorta thing ;) 
<miriam> wolf: nope, no deal, it's over between us ;P 
<Wolfie> :P 
<cougar> hahah mir 
<Wolfie> can't we just be friends??? 
<miriam> oops...we scared the dogeater off 
<Wolfie> ;) 
<miriam> wolf: no, you don't understand...it doesn't work that way...every time i look 
at you (your nick on the screen?) all i can remember are the good times we had together 
<Reine> coug: in sickness and in health, till smacks do us part 
<Wolfie> oh boy 
<Wolfie> *roll eyes* 
<Reine> hehe wowee 
<cougar> reine: noooo 
<cougar> those are what will keep us strong 
<Reine> coug: yer prolly right, honey :) 
<Wolfie> hahaha..twisted marriages these days..:P 
<Wolfie> I think I'll stay single :P 
<miriam> hahaha 
<Wolfie> get a dog :P 
<miriam> lol 
<Reine> i cant wait to get married... think of the size of that cake! 
<Wolfie> Reine :P 
<Wolfie> ya'd better have a @ waitin for me :P 
<Wolfie> at da reception :P 
<Reine> wolfie: i promise :) 
<Wolfie> goood ;) 
<cougar> it will be a private ceremony, no? 
<Wolfie> and I'd better be da one who catches da bouquet, and that's THAT! 
<Reine> wolfie: i'll seat you next to the pastry cart :P 
<Wolfie> woooooooohoooo! 
<Wolfie> parrdy 
<cougar> cuz: why?? 
<Wolfie> uhm 
<cougar> you said yer gettin a dog 
<cougar> and not gettin married? 
<Wolfie> I like flowers? :P 
<Reine> hehe wolfie is the one to trip all the other girls to get it 
* cougar looks at stacy 
<Wolfie> ahahah 
<Wolfie> you bet, ;) 
<Wolfie> not so much da bouquet I want as is gettin my picture taken wif da bride ;) 
<cougar> pfth 
<cougar> she's not yer bride :P 
<Wolfie> *smug grin* I caught da bouquet and you didn't nanananaabooboo 
<Wolfie> :P 
<Reine> ehehe 
<miriam> wolf: don't need to worry about that, you're the only one who would -want- to 
be seen in a picture with reine 
<cougar> ohh 
<miriam> ;) 
<Wolfie> ohhhh..nasty :P 
<Reine> mir: harsh 
<Simon> ouch ;) 
<cougar> damn girl 
<Reine> *cry* 
<cougar> that was low 
<miriam> hahahhaha 
<cougar> reine: i'll be in da pics wif ya ;) 
<Wolfie> I bet ;) 
<cougar> i'll volunteer for that job ;) 
<Reine> *sniff* thanks cougs 
<miriam> oh sure....how come no one gives reine crap for all the mean things she says 
to me?? *sniff* 
<Wolfie> smack #1 
<Simon> SMACK 
<Wolfie> smack #2 
<Simon> ;) 
<Wolfie> smack #3 
<cougar> sim, wolf ... 
<Simon> *laff* 
<cougar> shaddup ;P 
<Wolfie> woo..another smack for da album :P 
<Simon> *grin* 
<Wolfie> on front of album cover "Smacks to remember" 
<Reine> hehehe 
<Simon> hahahahahha 
<Wolfie> :P 
<cougar> mir: cause you can take care of yourself? ;) 
<Wolfie> I can see it, yep yep yep 
<miriam> coug: oh! and poor little reine can't?? gimme a break!! 
<miriam> reine: you gonna take that from coug? 
<Reine> mir: hmmmm... 
<Wolfie> da kids will be called "Judy Smack" and "Billy Bob Smack" 
<cougar> mir: hmmm ... in a conflict ... who gets precendce? the wife or the ex-sister? 
<Simon> he just wantsta get smacked ;) 
<miriam> coug: the exsis :) 
<miriam> sim :) 
<cougar> mir: k 
<Simon> Wawwwwlfie ;) 
<Wolfie> Simawwwwwwn ;) 
<cougar> sim: yer just jealous :P 
<Reine> simon :P 
<Simon> cougs: hahahahaha 
<Wolfie> hahahahaha 
<miriam> coug: unless of course, you want me to be mad at you for the rest of your life ;) 
<miriam> coug: j/k 
<cougar> mir: uhm, no thats a bad idea ;) 
*** Wolfie changes topic to "Why marry when you can have the smacks for free? ;)" 
<Reine> hahaha 
<cougar> cause uhmmmmm 
<Reine> yer right wolfie, i better stop handing them out 
<cougar> should i answer that? >;) 
<miriam> coug: definitely!! 
<Wolfie> reine: I'd say you should demand some things in return ;) 
* Wolfie grins 
<Reine> wolfie: right 
<cougar> cause uhm, you can get smacked in weird places, like uhm, the kitchen, and the 
dining room? ;) 
<Wolfie> I'll help ya figure out what to demand ;) 
<Reine> *cough* 
<Wolfie> CUZ! 
<Wolfie> :O :O :O 
<cougar> what? 
<Reine> hahaha 
<Wolfie> YOU ARE AWFUL! 
<Wolfie> sheeez 
<miriam> hahahhahaha 
<cougar> no i'm not 
<Wolfie> yes you are! 
<cougar> i was just answerin the question :P 
<Wolfie> my gawwwd 
<Reine> hehehe 
* miriam . o 0 (coug finally reached the 20th century...welcome the liberated coug!) 
<Simon> arggggggh 
<Simon> damn bugs :P 
<Reine> hehe, yeah its good hes loosening up! i finally knocked some sense into him :P 
* miriam . o 0 (two months ago he woulda blushed at such words and NEVER woulda said them 
himself) 
<Wolfie> the kitchen? da dining room? :O :O (can't forget da closet, da shower, and da 
attic) ;) 
<cougar> haha you two :P 
<cougar> i was gonna say the shower, but i thought that was pushin it :P 
<Reine> da shower? wolfie! 
<Reine> hehe 
<miriam> hahahhaha 
<Wolfie> *innocent look* 
<Wolfie> O:) 
<miriam> this is fun ;) 
<Wolfie> wha?? 
<cougar> then there's always 03.00 in the neighbor's pool ;) 
<Reine> uhhhhhh 
<miriam> 03.00 ?? 
<cougar> 3 am :P 
<miriam> 0300 you mean? ;P 
<cougar> that too :P 
<Wolfie> *cough* da washer/dryer..in the *cough* backyard 
<cougar> washer/dryer? 
<cougar> uhh no 
<Wolfie> O:) (:O 
<Simon> :)(: 
<Wolfie> oh sure..but da kitchen's ok :P 
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<Wolfie> hahah..oops 
<cougar> the cat goes in the dryer 
<cougar> of course 
<Wolfie> cat :P 
<Wolfie> sheesh 
<Simon> *miriam* you suck! 
<Simon> [C] Last line repeated 3 times. 
<Simon> hehehehe 
<Wolfie> *laugh* 
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*** cougar sets mode: +o miriam 
<Wolfie> mmmiiiirrrrriiiiaaaammmmm ;) je parle anglais ;) 
<cougar> rez mir 
<Simon> hehhehe :) 
<miriam> sorry...dat was a woops on my part :) 
<miriam> did that get an excessive lameness signoff? 
<Simon> +++ Signoff: miriam (Excessive lameness: 14877 (parles-tu anglais?) [Connection 
Closed]) 
<cougar> reine: i was kidding hun ... really 
<Reine> coug: bout what? 
<cougar> there you are :) 
<cougar> you havent said a word since your 'uhhh' after my comment about the pool :P 
<Reine> coug: oh i was sitting here daydreaming or something 
<cougar> heh k :) 
<Reine> thinkin about ummm... smackin and weddings and swimming pools 
<Simon> I do that all the time ;P 
<Reine> sim: yeah :) 
<Reine> sim: nice huh? ;) 
<Simon> hehehe :) 
<Reine> :P 
* Reine wonders about what coug is daydreaming about now and gets worried 
<cougar> reine: sleep, and ways to get rid of this headache :P 
<miriam> cougy: asprin 
<Reine> coug: got some water? 
<cougar> reine: i can get some 
<cougar> mir: not a bad idea, really 
<cougar> hmm, i think i have some alleve 
* Reine will smack it and make it better! 
<miriam> coug: of course not...it's my idea after all ;) 
<Reine> mir: :P hehe 
* Reine stares at desktop 
<Reine> booo, eyestrain 
<miriam> reine! didn't your parents teach you not to stare?? 
<Reine> mir: nope... is that bad? 
<Reine> mir: even at pictures of hottie guys? 
<miriam> reine: especially not!! 
<Reine> doh 
<miriam> reine: cept that pic of sim in da field ;) 
<Reine> aw, what about the other one 
<miriam> gotta go sleeeeeeeeeeep 
<miriam> reine: coug? 
<cougar> huh? 
<Reine> mir: yeah 
<miriam> reine: he's my exbro...im not allowed to say things like that about him 
<miriam> reine: i can't think of him that way 
<Reine> mir: ah, ok 
<miriam> reine: you know...incest? ;) 
<Reine> mir: i know all abou- er, whats that? 
<Reine> :P 
<cougar> hmm ... its even that between ex's mir? 
<Reine> mir: welp lets say i wouldnt wanna be in your shoes 
<miriam> coug: well...no, not necessarily...but i uh, just cant see you that way ;) 
<miriam> coug: dunno...it's new ground you know :) 
<cougar> mir: i know what ya mean ;) 
<miriam> but anyway...i do must to sleep :) 
<cougar> *hugggss* 
<Reine> mir: it may take you awhile to start dating again after wolfie 
<miriam> (that wasnt english btw :) 
<Simon> NITE MIRIAM (: 
<cougar> (ina exbro/exsis sorta way ;) 
<miriam> reine: yeah...that one's gonna be hard... 
<Reine> nighty night miriam 
<miriam> gnight :) 
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