Omni goes Nuts!

January 29, 1997

<Omni> WHY!?"?!?!?!
<Omni> WTF IS IN THERE THAT MAKES CHIRPING SOUNDS?
<Omni> if someone says "a bird" I'll hurt you.
<Simon> ahahahaha
<Simon> I know.
<root> a bird
<Simon> I thought the same thing
<root> heh :)
* Omni hurts root with a mile radius ball of lead.
<Omni> *squish*
<Simon> my old monitor started doing that
<ami> hehehe
<ami> i think maybe
<Simon> *shrug* got a new one ;)
<ami> its a bird
<ami> :)
<Simon> :P
<Omni> simon: hahahahah
<root> you can't hurt me :)
<root> in fact
<root> I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON!
<root> heh
<Omni> ami: would you like to feel a whole lot of lead really really close as well?
* ami takes on root and kicks his butt
<root> pfffffffft
<root> puh leaze :)
<ami> omni: not really
<Omni> ami: k then :)
<Omni> ami: its not a bird! (:
<Omni> I'm ok, really
<ami> okay
* Simon dccs omni some raytraced birdseed.
<ami> maybe it's a gerbil
<ami> :)
<Simon> *innocent whistle*
<root> hahahaha
<ami> hehehe
* Omni throws a gerbil farm at ami
<root> omni: "Polly wants a crack! *whistle*" give it a cracker omni
<Simon> hahha ;)
<Omni> SHUT UP!
<Omni> SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP
SHUTUPSHUTUP!
<root> :)
* Omni kicks it
<ami> *blink*
* Omni throws it
<ami> omni's talking to the voices in his head again
<Simon> Omni: play enya really loud or sumfin ;)
* Omni beats it with a drainpipe
* Omni hacks it with a chainsaw }:D
<ami> i have yet to have heard enya
<ami> :)
<Omni> MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHH!
<Omni> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA A :D AHAHHASHDHHSHAH (= 
HAHAHAHH!@H!HH!!@HKL#JHQ#$LJKH@#LJK%H@L:K#%"
<root> Enema?
<root> :)
<root> omni? are you ok?
* root calls a mental ward in Seattle.
* Omni screams like a lunatic, happily
<root> lunatic, see... I told you.
* ami gets ready to take omni to da funny farm
* Omni folds up into a little ball and floats away...
<ami> it'll only take me a couple hours to get up dere :P
<Omni> up, into the billy bushes!
<Omni> the bread is done now.
<root> I think Bill is responsable
<Omni> you can have your toe back.
<Omni> please do not step on the gopherpillows.
* ami looks at omni
<root> I think Bill is secretly playing subliminal messages over the MS intercom system.
<root> gopherpillows?
* Omni notes the striking similarity between a tongue and a banjo.
<ami> hehehehe
* root stares at omni
* ami stares at omni as well
<Omni>  :)
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<Omni> anyway.
<ami> heh
<ami> yeeeah.
<Omni> I think I'll take it back and get a new one.